people who repair quantums

what are quantum mechanics?

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mrgolightly:

gingerhaze:

brofisting:

brofisting:

kaeferlein:

paging aimee and noelle

i paused this in the middle to reblog

i can’t stop laughing

the best part is that two people took time out of their day to do this

they could have just slapped the actual song over it

but no

they had to sing it themselves

I

think my whole day is worth it now

brofisting: spiderman is having a hard time deciding whether or not he wants to be magneto’s friend

brofisting:

spiderman is having a hard time deciding whether or not he wants to be magneto’s friend

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angstinmypants: childishgambinolyrics:

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah | Tracy Jordan (Feat. Donald Glover)

“Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! Spooky, scary!
Boys becoming men! Men becoming wolves!” 

Happy Halloween weekend, guys! Have fun and stay safe.

GREATEST

wellalright:

if you ever see someone using the voice function on their iphone 4s in public instead of just typing in whatever they want to say you should just go up behind them and scream, “new message! a bear is biting my dick off!! send message to all contacts!!”

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victorshow:

aladdinsfuturewife:

mad-disney-dreamer:

I literally screamed!! LMAOO!!

Forever reblog!

Aha I remember this.

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fuckyeahlotrcast:

FantasticFest Debates 2011: Elijah Wood Challenges Dominic Monaghan

“What are you going to bring, Manchester Boy? English Man? All I have to ask… Where’s your Pippin now, bitch?!”

houdinixsplicer: instarlitnights: tellusyourfinalwish: siegkyle: sailorslytherin: punkrockshark: OH M UGFIUCKING GOD the more i watch it the funnier it is BEST that fucking magneto! i cant’ ffucking breathgtjerhthrueihiojriodfkjhdgfkj lmao omg ilu Magneto what.

houdinixsplicer: instarlitnights: tellusyourfinalwish: siegkyle: sailorslytherin: punkrockshark:

OH M UGFIUCKING GOD

the more i watch it the funnier it is

BEST

that fucking magneto!

i cant’ ffucking breathgtjerhthrueihiojriodfkjhdgfkj

lmao omg ilu Magneto

what.

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salternates: vomiting

salternates:

vomiting

magnetox: Charles insisted that we all challenge ourselves, but I found training to be a farce. Stopping a bullet that’s headed towards your brain with the power of your brain is as easy a parlor trick as I know. When I was a teenager, I used to flirt with ladies I met in art deco cafes by asking them to shoot me. This may surprise you, but women don’t really like going out with men who ask them to shoot them. They consider you crazy. I was very sexually unfulfilled in my early teens. I had to read a lot of Middle English and take a lot of cold baths. So, when Charles offered to shoot me I played along. It was fun to watch him fret over me. And after I stopped the bullet, he still wanted to eat dinner with me. Charles was like the girl I always wanted to meet when I was a teenager. —p. 398, Volume 3, The Autobiography of Magneto X, by Erik Lensherr

magnetox:

Charles insisted that we all challenge ourselves, but I found training to be a farce. Stopping a bullet that’s headed towards your brain with the power of your brain is as easy a parlor trick as I know. When I was a teenager, I used to flirt with ladies I met in art deco cafes by asking them to shoot me. This may surprise you, but women don’t really like going out with men who ask them to shoot them. They consider you crazy. I was very sexually unfulfilled in my early teens. I had to read a lot of Middle English and take a lot of cold baths. So, when Charles offered to shoot me I played along. It was fun to watch him fret over me. And after I stopped the bullet, he still wanted to eat dinner with me. Charles was like the girl I always wanted to meet when I was a teenager.

—p. 398, Volume 3, The Autobiography of Magneto X, by Erik Lensherr

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