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My battle cry:
“Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to the landscape until my loins find satisfaction!!!”
I approve!
Who is that, prowling on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Homoerotics, hands clutching a thorned whip! She grunts vengefully:
“I’m going to flog you with such reckless abandon, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!”
Rampaging amidst the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh RICHARDHARROWS! And she gives a guttural howl:
“Ares, God fo War, be praised! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!”
Running across the icy wasteland, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh thenamesdish! And she gives a cruel cry:
“I’m going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!”
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The Avengers (2012) meets The Lion King (1994): “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?”
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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever
An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.
Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
DAZE
Darth Bieber of the Day: Earlier this week, Gayle King asked James Earl Jones of Darth Vader/CNN voiceover fame to recite the lyrics to “Baby” by Justin Bieber. It took far too long for someone to run the audio over footage from Star Wars, but, happily, someone finally did.
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dinnerinthedarkroom: cosmocrat-: dowahdiddy:
Haha, oh my god I love you Simon!
But seriously that was all I could think when they were on the ship, “Huh, I didn’t know JJ directed this episode”
NICE FLARE. I love JJ and his flashlights. This is a wonderful magnificent tweet
oh pegg <333
